If I woke up naked in bed with a strange British woman, my first thought would be, “How’d I get in England?” My second thought would be, “Or, how did the island of England land on top of Florida?

“I want to put silencers on all guns. That way war will be nothing more than a w…”

“Everybody thinks they’re a prophet. They must, or nobody would get married. Or …”

“Some people talk nonstop and manage to say nothing at all. Other people are mor…”

“I’m angry as hell. I’m angry for all the people who should be angry but aren’t,…”