If I’d known having a gay best friend meant I had to go to clubs with names
like Liquid and Bulge and Cockhole, I would’ve had second thoughts about this
whole thing.”
“Liar. I get you more play than you would ever get on your own. Women just
love you for having a gay best friend. It makes them think you’re sensitive. And
there’s no bar called Cockhole. I would know if there was.

Autore: T.J. Klune