If I’m happy, my eyes are chestnut; if I’m surprised, my eyes are hazelnut; if I’m afraid, my eyes look like they just shit themselves; and if I’m crying, my eyes get lighter and greener, like an anorexic leprechaun.

“Love is being able to be yourself, with another human being who makes you want …”

“I made you a logo. It’s supposed to represent you as a person, and that’s why i…”

“It’d be quite absurd to equate a math equation with love. But that is exactly w…”

“I find it more polite when I yawn without opening my mouth. I also talk this wa…”