If instead of a handshake you hold out a fist for a fist bump, I’ll wrap my hand around your fist like it was a circular shower handle, and toggle between hot and cold a few times. But I won’t get naked for you.

“I murdered all my staff. I’m terribly sorry. I thought they were someone else (…”

“The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the…”

“Don’t make me weight, as I’m skinny on time.”

“No matter what I see, I always think, “They just don’t make them like they used…”