If instead of saucers, UFOs looked more like breasts, I’ll bet there’d be a lot more people trying to take pictures of them.

“What I thought was a black hole turned out to be nothing more than a splatter o…”

“A brick could be grown on a tree, much like an apple or money, so that maybe hu…”

“I had to quit my taxi cab driving job because I had no way to get to work. The …”

“With his spiked brown hair, he would have looked like a porcupine if he wasn’t …”