If it looks like you have pink eye, I’ll take a look at it. Drop your pants and bend over.

“Opportunity seldom rises with blood pressure.”

“Cap’n just jumped on the bed and says we should take a nap. And who am I to arg…”

“After losing my job, I felt the only options available to me were razors, cyani…”

“Give people a little, and they’ll want a lot. Give them a lot, and they’ll only…”