If kids six and under eat free, then I’m an infant. Or at least infantile. Bring on the steaks.

“A blanket could be used as an example for how you should make important decisio…”

“Love is a blue balloon that wants to be orange. Go Gators!”

“The equator is a sign of equality, splitting the earth into two equal halves. U…”

“I get Gulliver’s Travels and Thousand Island dressing mixed up.”