If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs).

“Bestseller doesn’t necessarily mean good writer. I think it takes 10,000 book s…”

“My fingers itch, and the more I scratch the more it tickles. Tickle, itch, tick…”

“When I tap my car’s brakes, my horn beeps. Don’t make me flick on my windshield…”

“A brick is a duplicate. It is a physical copy of the idea for a brick. And what…”