If love had two wings and rhymed with “mutter-lie,” could I be your caterpillar? All I’m asking for is a little time to mature.

“I’m a combat specialist and marriage counselor.”

“You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to beat me to my rooster costu…”

“Rain, it always reminds me of water. And you know how much I love things that r…”

“If I bottled ginger ale, it’d be made from the finest red hair available.”