If love tasted like pork, and you were allergic to Francis Bacon, could I be your Shakespeare? We could make love on a pizza and make much ado about nothing, everything, anything, something.

“If the status quo came carbonated in a can, I’d shake things up.”

“A blanket could be reverse engineered to discover the origin of sleep. If we co…”

“I am a rebel! But I don’t want people to agree with my views, because if everyo…”

“Love spends more time washing its hands than it does pissing in the kitchen sin…”