If love were a porch light, I’d be the moth. And you’d be the freshly-pressed pants I’m dying to eat.

“I applied for an overnight stocking position at a supermarket, but I didn’t get…”

“People don’t know I have a checkered past. I used to be a picnic table cloth.”

“One to five, I’m not sure how most people would rate me. But I’m certainly top …”

“Be like a sparrow aspiring to be an ostrich, and I’ll be like a cowboy with no …”