If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup and mustard.

“Keep your eyes open, especially if you’re wearing a blindfold while driving. Cl…”

“Ireland is probably named the “Emerald Isle” because there are lots of precious…”

“Apricots are like cute furry pets you can eat—legally.”

“Let love find you. Don’t go looking for it. The best way to attract a mate is t…”