If my clone weren’t dead, or rather not in nonexistence, he would have probably killed me by now.

“Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a carto…”

“My plan to live from 65 to forever is to simply keep showing up. I also don’t w…”

“A brick could be used as a substitute for the steak my mother-in-law just cooke…”

“I hate when people say primitive people didn’t even have running water. What do…”