If my initials were ARK, then you could call me Noah.

“If rubber bands played basketball, I’d tell them, You have to be better down th…”

“My advice is to write in the nude. Unless you do your writing in a public restr…”

“A female cop in my dream observes a shuffle, and takes note, but doesn’t fully …”

“Love is like a buffalo with butterfly wings, and I’m just the humble man in the…”