If my last name were Bedient, I’d want to Irishize it and have you call me O’Bedient. Of course, just because you call me, doesn’t mean I’ll come.

“Last night I stayed up late talking about tomorrow, and today I regret it becau…”

“If I were the King’s official mapmaker, I’d also be the second largest landhold…”

“I brought horny in a brown paper bag from home that I’ll break out at lunchtime…”

“I don't know where to look for jobs, so I think I'll check out the unemployment…”