If my last name were Marriagenowsky, and I met another girl with that name, guess what I’d want to do? That’s right—get divorced.

“Love is like a corn-dog popsicle, and I’m on the Most Wanted list. Unfortunatel…”

“The Bible says man has sin nature, but do clones have sin nature?”

“The pinnacle of every conversation is coming to the point.”

“I can’t marry a bisexual woman, because she might be having an affair with the …”