If my life’s work could fit on a stamp, I’d want you to lick it before I die.

“I plan on leaving my mark on this world, in ink, with a pen spill that’ll make …”

“For my birthday, a few of my wealthier friends got me a pot to piss in. Also, t…”

“I could be the best lover you’ll ever have. Maybe not the best in bed, but I co…”

“It’s 3:33 am as I’m writing this down on loose sheets of printer paper. I’m in …”