If my name were Entist, I’d probably be a dentist. If my name were Dennis, I’d probably be into tennis. And if my name were Funnalingus, well, I’ll let you figure out what I’d enjoy.

“A brick could be used to stop the tears. The inside of my jeans’ pockets look s…”

“I collect hair. I keep most of it on my floor, but my most valuable patches I d…”

“My friend Angela, she’s no angel. But my friend Demonica, she’s aptly named.”

“I just started working the graveyard shift at the cemetery. Come to think of it…”