If my name were Isaac Newton, would I be a famous no name? I’d have worldwide and historical name recognition, yet I’d be anonymous.

“I made art out of all the phone numbers on napkins I’ve had over the years. So …”

“He was born after me, and he died before me. I gave him life, and I killed him.…”

“A brick could be used in place of B. Rick, who is sorry he couldn’t make it to …”

“Divorce is the second worst event in a person’s life. The worst event, of cours…”