If my name were Mememem, and I had just ran into someone who should have known my name but couldn’t recall it, I’d probably say, “I can’t believe you don’t remememember my name.

“My math is so fuzzy you should pet it. Four minus two isn’t two, because betwee…”

“A brick could be used as a cock block. 
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“Dream nonsense: Character: Hey, how are you? Me: I’m tired. I mean, this is a d…”

“I want to be a cowboy, but only long enough to barge into a saloon and bellow, …”