If my name were Nubby Blues, I wouldn't be a jazz musician, I'd be a disabled Vietnam vet on welfare.

“A brick could be used as a substitute for my father. I hate to admit it, but I …”

“My clones better not wear invisible cloaks. How am I supposed to find myself as…”

“You wouldn’t try to mow your lawn with an electric razor, like it was a green b…”

“The government wants to be aware of all your movements—probably including your …”