If my name were Oscar, I’d want to be an actor and win my namesake award and take back my identity.

“God, the devil, and Orafoura were walking along a river one day when they came …”

“A brick and a blanket aptly describe my former roommate. He was as dumb as a br…”

“Sometimes I wish I had been born with cat fur, whiskers, and a tail, though I g…”

“My hand inside a glove is like a painting in a frame, and should be insured as …”