If my nipples were restart buttons, I’d let you play with my buttocks.

“A clone would make a great birthday gift, because it’s the only gift that keeps…”

“If instead of a handshake you hold out a fist for a fist bump, I’ll wrap my han…”

“I like saying things that are both repetitive and repetitive. But I never repea…”

“Like the Grand Canyon, I care deeply. Hop on a donkey and you’ll see how deeply…”