If my ribcage is locked, just knock

“I’m sad that I’m leaving, but I’m happy that I’m going. The thing is, I am in l…”

“Garbage truck beepers belong in a symphony. Or would that really put the phony …”

“I had a religious experience at a crosswalk.”

“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not af…”