If my voice sounded like a dial tone, people would probably hang up on me all the time.

“A brick could be dropped on your mother-in-law’s head from the height of 66.6 f…”

“I prefer kissing over dinner. Not that I prefer kissing to dinner, but I prefer…”

“It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.”

“Blankets could be used to stop exponential population growth. If we kept the pe…”