If only he can get over becoming a NERD.

“I was going to say he's aimless," the witch replied. "I know he's a bit old to …”

“Puck stopped his drumming [on his belly] for a brief moment and grinned at Sabr…”

“So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on …”

“I'm going to teach you the art of swordsmanship-or in other words, how to total…”