If only women were as easy to understand as men without penises (eunuchs), because then everyone in my harem would be adept at pillow talk.

“My shoes were all muddy, so before I walked in my friend's house I sprinkled gr…”

“I want to direct a movie called “Sleep” that’s sure to put everybody to the tit…”

“I don’t encourage chaos to initiate a revolution. The only reason to revolt is …”

“Love is to beer as I am to drunk. And you say I’m not romantic. Shoot, I’m so r…”