If rubber bands played basketball, I’d tell them, You have to be better down the stretch.

“There are shades of schadenfreude. My favorite shade is bright red, from a haug…”

“A blanket could make a good hood on a car, because it’s flat and warm and I don…”

“Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sa…”

“I have three step brothers and one step sister. It’s like a staircase, and I am…”