If swans weren't real, myths'd make them up.

“Сколько людей, столько и истин. Время от времени мне видится более истинная Ист…”

“Assured her I’ve never loved anyone except myself and have no intention of star…”

“Goat tongue is a gift, you got it from the day you're borned or you ain't got i…”

“He lights another match to see if it's a time worth getting up for: 4:05. No. A…”