If that isn't typical male stupidity! If something doesn't work, kick it or swear at it!

“If I'd grown up here,I'd have had headless ghosts for playmates and kept my roo…”

“I hope that's true, because I figured out why I'd never finished it, what I was…”

“Truce," she decided and held out a hand. When he only stared at her,she gave a …”

“Oh, what marvelous egomaniacs you men are!”