If the word "committee" were an acronym, the two "T"s would stand for time travel. How else can a group waste so much time unless they feel they can always go back and retrieve it?

“The name’s David Davidson, and I am not my own son. I’m also not my own father,…”

“I finish what I start, and I Finnish what I Swedish.”

“Love is like a buffalo with butterfly wings, and I’m just the humble man in the…”

“If it comes all scratched and dented, then no matter what you do, unless you bu…”