if there is a god, he sure hates people

“I looked through the Gideon Bible in my motel room for tales of great destructi…”

“I am a humanist, which means, in part, that I have tried to behave decently wit…”

“Unk shook his head vaguely. He could think of no apt condensation of his advent…”

“The girl with the greyhound was an assistant lighting director for a musical co…”