If there were a speedometer that went from 0-1, that’d measure how fast I fell in love with you.


“Feeling depressed? Lift your chin up, pull your shoulders back, raise your arms…”

“My love is as loud as it can be while still being silent. Would you describe ou…”

“I live in the armpit of the country. I can tell by how hairy and smelly and hil…”

“Right now is the youngest I’ll ever be, so I suppose I’d better act immature wh…”