If trees had love, instead of leaves, I’d gladly rake you into a pile on my lawn and fall into you.

“The ability to lick their own asses, does this make cats their own bosses?”

“We had a mythical love. Some would say, including her, that it didn’t exist.”

“Maybe is forgettable. Only yes and no are memorable. Be bold with your love and…”

“I feel like someone who has a parade named in their honor, and doesn’t get invi…”