If Warren Buffet made chocolate, I’ll bet it’d be really rich. And corrupt.

“When all the birds and all the fish join forces, the politicians will be forced…”

“To show the football coach I was ready to play tight end, I wore no pants and h…”

“When your clothes are aren’t, I’ll be there trying to get invisible with you.”

“I need love. Here’s a list of other things I need: eggs, butter, flour, and sug…”