If we built a boat out of our love, she’d build an ark, while I’d build a canoe.

“For just over my price range, I can get something way under my quality expectat…”

“A brick is blocking my urethra. But it’s not painful, because my penis is just …”

“If somebody offered me Cyanide, my only question would be, Is it organic? Becau…”

“I don’t want a home, but I do want to buy a lot that I like a lot.”