If you ask me a multiple part question, and half my answers are yes and half are no, I may just average them together and give you a definitive and vague maybe.

“There are days when I don’t know how I live with myself. Those days are Sundays…”

“The chain of command, I wear it around my neck.”

“I’m like a praying mantis, except not so devout. And I make love like a monk in…”

“My grandpa passed a few days ago. But I’m not sad. He was only driving 20 miles…”