If you asked me if I’d rather make love to you, or have my balls cut out with the spine of a fish, I’ll tell you I’ll have to get back to you. And after a day of deliberating, I’ll probably tell you the fish, provided it’s salmon and I can eat it first.

“The only thing politicians serve is their own interest. Public servant has morp…”

“I am the kid with the dirty red shoes. That’s not dirt, it’s blood.
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“If someone says you’re not right for them, they’re lying. What they’re really t…”

“When I can’t write I read. When I can’t read I sleep. And when I can’t sleep I …”