If you bring the blanket, I’ll bring the warmth.


“I killed a flea this morning. I may have been a bit overzealous, because I acci…”

“We made love for 8 seconds. She rode me like a bull.”

“I’m no Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I have the definition of a dictionary. If you…”

“If I have to beat you up to keep you safe, that’s just what I’ll do. It’s this …”