If you catch me talking in my sleep, your conversation bored me.

“There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, an…”

“It doesn’t matter how I arrive at my conclusions, so long as I reach my destina…”

“Pants don’t walk without legs in them. Let that be a lesson in love.”

“If you were to stack up all the stupid things I’ve done, you couldn’t clean the…”