If you come by my place, you might see a wheelbarrow full of broken bricks. I broke them with my fist. I was practicing for your face.


“If your favorite politician got ran over by a bus, I’d express my condolences b…”

“I didn’t do it in 1066. But I’m only not guilty because I wasn’t quite alive th…”

“I went in the dark room. It wasn’t filled with photograph negatives, but it was…”

“Growing up, I used to use and apple instead of a baseball. It was just more fun…”