If you could smell my smile, you’d nose how bad I want to kiss you. But you can’t, and I don’t.

“I’d rather coin a few words than coin a few quarters, nickels, or dimes.”

“There’s a faint whiff of feces wafting up my nostrils. But that’s natural, beca…”

“Every new thought of mine is like my child. And as soon as it is conceived, I m…”

“I left the door open so you could come in—and I could go out. That’s what being…”