If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers.

“The abbreviation for Brazil, BRA, makes me think of breasts. I have no idea why.”

“Crying about the economy is a strategy. It won’t get you a job, but it will kee…”

“I keep my socks in a filing cabinet, if that tells you what kind of lover I am.”

“Why did the brick and blanket cross the road? Because some maniac had just run …”