If you give me a gift, it’d be insulting to pay you, because I’d be denying you the gift of giving. So my gift to you is to accept your gift, thereby allowing you to enjoy the gift of giving.

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“I keep my heart in my hope chest. Other items in there are clothes, towels, sil…”

“I want to head up a committee to discuss how to properly head up committees. Ou…”

“Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would…”