If you had a clone, I wouldn’t care which one of you two I dated. It’d be the same thing to me, but not to you.

“I’ve often been told I fight like a girl, probably because from the moment I wh…”

“What are you doing Saturday or Sunday? I’m free this weekend. But come Monday I…”

“Love is a trumpet, Donald Trump’s hair, and a turnip all turned up and facing w…”

“The idea of a belt holding my pants up seems so 20th century. Imagine a world w…”