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“I make my own lotion. And I add nuts, to make it chewier.”

“His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and …”

“When he misbehaves, I’ll clap and then point at my cat, as if transmitting the …”

“If someone is playing on my fear, the natural tendency for a person is to throw…”