If you just give me a chance, I could be the man you’ve never dreamed of and never wanted.

“We made love like September swims in August. But that’s natural, because it’s t…”

“Dream dialogue: 
-Don’t cry. I, too, know what it’s like to be different.
-But …”

“I once tried out for the Girl Scouts. I only went to one meeting. I ate all the…”

“A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get un…”