If you listen to the rain long enough, you’ll eventually soak up the wisdom.

“Guns don’t kill people. Politicians with sharp tongues do.”

“I had a dream about you. We were traveling in your car. You were driving, and I…”

“She was a tall drink of water, and I was a glass half full kind of guy—half ful…”

“Having sex on a motorcycle wouldn’t only be exciting, it’d be dangerous. What i…”