If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part of an attack is the planning.

“A writer edits his thoughts more thoroughly the more readers he has. You can te…”

“I decorated my ballsack in his honor. I wrote, “Welcome home, dad.”

“If I run for office, my political platform will be made of wood, and it’ll be m…”

“I would suggest aboulia isn’t frequently spelled abulia, because I doubt it’s f…”