If you want me, you’d better hurry. Act now, supplies are limited.

“I collect collect calls from the 80s. I prefer them in mint condition, meaning …”

“A brick could be exchanged for a bar of gold. But be sure you wait until the ow…”

“You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen.”

“I don’t need a napkin. That’s what pants are for.”